If you r in a dark

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Moment of Life

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....

Jab kuttay ki maut

Jab kuttay ki maut aati hai na...
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To wo mar jata hai.!!

I LOVE YOU

LOOK..
the moon is calling u!!


SEE....
the stars are shining for u!!


LISTEN........
the birds are singing to u!!


HEAR........
my heart says:

"I LOVE YOU"

I Trust You

'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Stolen Heart

Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

True Love

If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.
If a hug was a second i'd send u hours.
If a smile was water i'd send u a sea.
If love was a person i'd send u me

heart break

Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.
Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

Couples Talking

A couple is sitting and talking . . .

Wife: I am going to make you the happiest man in the world...!

Husband: I will miss you . . . .

Looking for Expiry Date

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Shocked Husband

Husband calls the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently calls the cricket stadium. He asks- how r things? He was shocked & nearly dies on hearing the reply...They said: fine, 3 are out, hope to get 7 by lunch, last 1 was a duck!

In an art Gallery

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo PATJHAR ka mahina challa gaya
ka intezar kertay raho gay

Husband to Wife

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ??
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?....

Surprise

Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!

Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . :-)

That is Wife

We never GET what we WANT.
Never WANT what we GET.
Never HAVE what we LIKE.
Never LIKE what we HAVE.
We still HAVE TO live,
STILL hav to LOVE
THAT IS WiFE :-)

Throw Ur Dreams

Throw Ur Dreams Into Space Like Kite

And

U Do Not Know What It Will Bring Back . . .

A New Day

A New Life

A New Friend

A New Love

Good Morning . . . :-)

HELLO ur 10 hrs is over

Sleeping time table 4 all :

Women : 6 hrs.

Men : 7 hrs.

Children : 9 hrs.

Fools : 10 hrs.
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HELLO ur 10 hrs is over !
Get uP :-)

Good MorninG

Special Good Morning...

With petals of Roses,
Palm full of Holly water,
Light of Full Sun,
Fragrance of Flower and
Grass with dew.
I wish u a very special Good Morning....

Sweet Dreams....

Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi,
Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...
Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night. Sweet Dreams....

My sweet friend

Hi Moon!! Dim Ur light...
Hello Wind!! Breeze Soft...
Hi Flower!! Blossom Slowly...
Hello Earth!! Spin Gently....
Bcoz My sweet friend is going to sleep....
Good Night.....

Taking Care of YOu

Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are?
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night

Sweetest Dream

As day turns to NIGHT...
Keep your worries out of SIGHT...
No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...
you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....
so i wish you GOOD NIGHT.

Before i dream

The night is silent but I can't sleep.
Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep.
Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

Good Night

Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest,
Pillows 2 give u COMFORT,
and
MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm.
GoodNight! Sleep tight.
but I cant sleep now bcoz i lent u all my things!

I was looking

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

Why do girls look beautiful ?

Why do GIRLS look beautiful
is it real due to make up?
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Girls løök Beautiful bkz
Boyz hve gud IMAGINATION

Chicken or Egg

Teacher asked " Which came first ?, the Chicken Or the Egg. "

Little Johny Replied " Which Ever You Ordered First "

Scientific Question

Scientific Question:

How does blood reach Ur head?




Think?





So Simple...!




Liquid always flow towards




"EMPTY SPACE".

Identifying Banta Singh in a Submarine

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE ?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

Worlds shortest Joke

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Why don't dogs marry ?

Why don't dogs marry?
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Bcoz?Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain

Murgi ki paheli

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, ?Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya?.

Paanch kaise?
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Kaise Hua?
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 Sardar Jee: Yaar kal main tujhe kitni bar phone kiya par tune kyon nahi uthaya

Sardar Jee: Kyon uthayun, mai 30 Rupaiye de ke gana(hello tunes) lagwaya or tu sune.

Sardar's Blood Test !

Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha.

Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho?

Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai

Sardar to Sardar

1st sardar : yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?
2nd sardar : yaar woh badi character less thi shaadi mujhse aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

Sardar in Mysore Palace

Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan's chair
Sardar-oye dont worry i'll get up When he comes..!

When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes ?

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes ?


'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor

JANWAR

Master: zameen par rahnay walay janwar bacha daitay hain.
Hawa main udnay walay anday daitay hain.

Lakin woh kon si cheez ha jo hawa main b udti ha or bachay b daiti ha?


Student: Air Hostess

Jis TRAIN mein

Jis TRAIN mein
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LADKIYAN safar kar
rahi hon us TRAIN
ko kya kaho gey.?

socho......




Or socho.......




its simple yaar.

"MAAL GAADI"

Tere bin Mai yun kese jiyaaaa...

Tere bin Mai yun kese jiyaaaa...
Kese jiyaaa tere bin....!!







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Very Happy!
Life set hai yar!
Tere Bin!
Balle balle!!

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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NoT To WorrY !
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Yeskia . . . . .

What would you call

Q. What would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
A. Iqbal Singh.

I uttered those three word

The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

I.....la
puncture?

What is Educations?

What is Education?

Education iz an organised system through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life!

Sardar to Sardar

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon.

Sardar ko Dhamki !

SARDAR: mujhay phone pay dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.
POLICE: kon hai wo?
SARDAR: PTCL walay hain, boltay hain k bill na diya tu "Kaat Dain Gay."

Sardar to driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardarjee driving Jeep

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle . . .
Tourist : How do you escape if a Lion comes now ?
Sardar : Give the indicator right and turn left !

Sardarjee will be sardar

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Sardar and The Monkey

One Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...

2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .

Sardar 1 : What Wud U Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ?

Sardar 2 : Don't Worry, I Have One More. . .